Actual statements found on insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize
the details of an accident in the fewest words possible:
Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't
I thought my window was down, but found it was up when I put my head through
The other car collided with mine without giving warning of his intentions.
I collided with a stationary car going the other way.
A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I
I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and
headed over the embankment.
In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached
an intersection, a hedge sprang up obscuring my vision, and I did not see
the other car.
I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an
I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint
gave way causing me to have an accident.
As I approached the intersection, a sign suddenly appeared in a place where
no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid
To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front of me, I hit a pedestrian.
My car was legally parked as it backed into the other car.
An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car, and vanished. (Who was
that masked vehicle?)
I told the police that I was not injured, but upon removing my hat, found
that I had a fractured skull.
I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the curb
when I struck him.
The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of its
way when it struck the front end.
I was thrown from the car as it left the road. I was later found in the ditch
by some stray cows.
The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a
The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him.
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically
with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the electric
kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current she whacked him
with a handy plank of wood by the back door, breaking his arm in two places.
Until that moment he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
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